And now, he #davidhasselhoff Fortunately A large demographic of cartoon lovers began to come up with their own theories of how their favorite shows began, and their secret meanings. Like his own hero and mentor, Mermaid Man. Will he keep these feelings locked away, secret forever? They could also see dried blood all over him. The Greatest Spongebob Fanfiction Ever Written by GanyuTheQilin reviews It is a story of adventure, one about a sea sponge that no one expected to tell. please read, you won't regret it. How will they face the souls of their beloved ones? "March fourteenth." This is the story of how Alphys made a bad first impression. THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!! "Is the black market even black enough for this?!" A collection of yandere works featuring characters from DuckTales (1987 & 2017), Disney Duck Comics, Freakazoid!, Looney Tunes, The Looney Tunes Show, Space Jam, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Danger Mouse, Darkwing Duck, FernGully, The Bad Guys (2022), Don't Starve, Psychonauts, Mulan (19. Image details . #sandycheeks Reynol. Wait SpongeBob and Patrick changed into snails too?! (it goes right past hinting in the sequel), the remaining 10% is worth stealing the Krabby Patty formula for. RATED C (CRINGEY) XD TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. SpongeBob Fanfic - Locked In Page 1 of 1 [ 3 posts ] Previous topic | Next topic. Book 18 One day, she was getting her mom a gift when the craziest thing happened. Read at your own risk, tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (71), The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow (23), SpongeBob SquarePants/Squidward Tentacles (235), SpongeBob SquarePants & Squidward Tentacles (18), Squilliam Fancyson/Squidward Tentacles (14), SpongeBob SquarePants/Squidward Tentacles, Dr. Gill Gilliam (SpongeBob SquarePants Cartoon), SpongeBob SquarePants & Squidward Tentacles, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, SpongeBob SquarePants/Patrick Star/Squidward Tentacles. Have some ice cream!" They were human. Reader) 4 pages August 15, 2017 Samantha. What can Squidward do with all those tentacles? Emotional Manipulation. Blood spilled out of a few onto the floor, some with a black liquid. Dennis asked menacingly, removing his damaged glasses, having corned the three in the back of the bus. Work Search: But they couldn't have been fully human, he thought rationally, because humans were so big. Spongebob tries his best to get Squidward to become his dance partner at the luau- but will Squidward agree? Spongebob finally got some common sense!) How? If we run now, we'll never sto -", WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?! Sex on the Net - The beachgoers are amused with Sandy and SpongeBob in the Water Sex in L.A. - Megan comes up a balances a beach ball on her nose "No, Pat, it's a giant glass dome.". At first, he was shocked and pulled his foot back, but with a cheeky smile, he kept pushing on the step and letting it growl. Ignoring his prisoner, Neptune stomped towards the princess, who was surprising a smirk. A Childish Love (SpongeBob X Shy Female! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?! "I don't think so." He stood up, trying to walk around. i hate everything about this book. Watch. I won't have you stalling this execution any longer! SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon) Mature Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Gen, M/M Complete Work 09 Jan 2023 Graphic Depictions Of Violence Major Character Death SpongeBob SquarePants/Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants & Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward Tentacles Gary the Snail (SpongeBob) And Y/n! " Bikini Bottom was the perfect place for her, especially when a certain squid was her neighbo His crimson eyes narrowed into dangerous slits when he saw me. At this point, SpongeBob begins to lose his patience to point where he is gonna do something drastic that will change people's lives forever. "Sandy's gonna kill me" Y/n whispered, feeling her throat tighten as she remembered all the hard work that had put in it. What will happen? SpongeBob is green throughout many parts of the episode, When the episode speeds up there is title card music from Best Frenemies. Squidward. 24 Mar 2009, 4:45 am Just finished this one today! Y/n yelled over the guns. On to Shell City!" Squidward is ready to take their relationship to the next level, but SpongeBob is apprehensive and doesn't know if he's truly ready to give himself to another. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. #readerxcharacter Long ago, Monkey King met a woman that goes by the name of Hua Lian {On Hiatus} "C'mon, N/n, ya gotta think positive! I hate him Sabrina felt so bad for leaving Lux but for her it was the best thing to do to protect him. Would everything be okay in the end or was he finally lost - along with all the others? Squilliam will be there and what could be worse than being caught on a date with your co-worker? A young inspiring hero from America known as SpongeBob, flies over to Japan's premiere hero school UA to learn how to become a professional hero. In other news, Megan, the new seal in Bikini Bottom has been hired by the mayor to be doing the ball drop on New Year's Eve and wants SpongeBob to supervise her. (Y/N) is a human who fell in the water during a terrible storm at sea when she was 3. 42:08. "JUMP FOR IT, GUYS!" she yelled at them when she realized there would be no regaining control. The cyclops threw her to the other side of the room and tied her up, then grabbed a screaming Bob and tied him to a wooden bored next to Patrick, there only being room for two people. After, he took out a can and a jar and put it next to the clam. "Technically, we were both drunk," she cut in. Yes, this story is intentionally cringy solely for your entertainment. Promotion! Smirking, he squealed, "Guess whooo? I thought that he was onto a good idea for a story, and I did my research on the leader of the Thug Tug gang, and found out that the eye-patch wearing, bubble-hating fish is named Victor. "SPONGEBOB GET YOUR STUPID BOTTOM FEEDER SNAIL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Humans Jervis SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star Squidward Tentacles Jervis Tech (debut) Sandy Cheeks Nat Peterson Eugene H. Krabs (cameo) Man Ray (wanted sign) It is an afternoon at the sea. The Naked Bet is a fanfiction episode of SpongeBob. Part 1 of Devilish Dennis Chronicles. ", Innocently, she asked, "Stalling? They grabbed onto each other, whimpering quietly until the door creaked open, showing the singular glowing eye, which is when they started freaking out again, running around and slamming into the glass, the cyclops laughing like a maniac. No! SpongeBob SquarePants is owned by Nickelodeon & Viacom. "The heat is so intense from this lamp, that I can'tmove." Here's a way down." How will each of them get to be closer to the ones their hearts have chosen? On the way, SpongeBob makes new friends and overcomes new challenges as a group of villains from America known as E.V.I.L. "No," Y/n decided, narrowing her eyebrows and stepping up to Dennis. "We'll never survive that trench! "sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" "Bob? Suddenly a helicopter drops a big apartment with 15 stories and humans come out of the helicopter and one of them says 'Where is this place? [More Pictures], Best Day Ever - Human! #krustykrab You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Whats with your hands?" the old woman yelled, firing another bullet at them. I'm too pretty to die!" "SPONGEBOB! A Childish Love (SpongeBob X Shy Female! I didn't do it! i would say i'll add smut but like..I actually have a story n stuff so it'll get lovey dovey before anything like that SpongeBob x Reader Fanfiction. Naked Love OL - SpongeBob removes his clothes in slow motion. I was terrified of him, especially after those heart breaking, painful memories. You said it yourself. Years of working for the Krusty Krab are finally going to pay off. I'm not stalling anything. Will he keep these feelings locked away, secret forever? ", Y/n looked around her, seeing that they were in a perfect cube of it. Patrick had also just awaken. Quahog Channel 5 News Theme (composed by Walter Murphy) - Tom Tucker reports on tomorrow's ball drop. Refrain from posting Conversation in the Main Page though; that goes in the discussion page. Bob grasped onto her hand, trying to pull her back. Later Spongeob and Patrick show Jervis around, while Sandy and Squidward show him the fashion of Bikini Bottom. "What is this? Years of working for the Krusty Krab are finally going to pay off. Patrick x reader. A little love story of Spongebob and Squidward i hope this goes well Here is a female version of my human version of one of the best cartoon characters, SpongeBob SquarePants! In Slow Motion 1 - SpongeBob happily jumps across Jellyfish Fields in the nude, Sandy and SpongeBob play in the water. A motorcycle drove up to them quickly, a gun in front of the person's face. There was a knock on the front door, and it sounded like it echoed in Spongebob's head, making him groan. Y/n tried to swerve out of the way; left and right they went. Chapter 1: Meeting a new friend, a spongebob squarepants fanfic | FanFiction Humans in Bikini Bottom MEETING A NEW FRIEND SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy are fishing jellyfish in the jellyfish field. ~~~~~~~~~ "Is it just me or are we screwed?!" Bob tried to stretch out, but his arms were already starting to dry out. this is only my ship but no hates tho you clicked to this -_- also sorry i havent been posting stuff i quitted so im gonna do my best i think. Squidward needs more love from readers so I'm making this Fanfiction! Once he was out of the way, he blasted a giant light on them. He took one of the corpses and shoved it inside of a giant clam, then zipped up where the mouth was. #plankton One day, she was getting her mom a gift when the craziest thing happened. That is, before a certain someone comes along. Stories focused on the romantic relationships between the cast. "Did ya miss me?". "Hey, look, it's making noise," he chuckled. "Y/n!" Featured: Human SpongeBob Sangled 6 Deviations Featured: Danger is My Middle Name AnvilCrazy 6 Deviations Featured: Spongebob Humanization! This is man's country. Please consider turning it on! Ollie? #officeromance But how?". Getting closer, a man jumped through the window, wrecking his bike in the process. Tom Tucker: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker for Bikini Bottom News, and tonight, our top story is called "A Seal and Nudist Sponge" (title appears on screen) SpongeBob betted Sandy a few days ago that he would go a day without clothes while Sandy goes around Bikini Bottom with just her bikini on, which apparently makes it a good deal so I guess that's legal. Spongebob was making a pot of coffee, and his hand was shaking so hard he almost dropped the can of grinds. "Come on, Bob, you don't worship him," Y/n retorted. Was there any hope left? And let's face it, Pat. (Yay! squidbob is more of a side ship tho lmafo, The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow, Song: MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) (Lil Nas X), I havent read many fanfics from this fandom, They're adults so everyone's been out of the closet for years, I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND CLICHE but bear with me folks, I don't even know if this fandom still exists, When Love Blossoms under the Rainbows of the Sea, then it morphed into squidward being unbelievably oblivious, this is goofy and meant to be goofy i don't even really watch spongebob, SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. Squidward needs more love from readers so I'm making this Fanfiction! "There's the road! spongebobandpatrick gay patrickspongebob +9 more # 7 "Now, where were we?" The doors opened and they all jumped, the car going over the cliff, followed by the gang's car, the bottom unseeable. Promotion! ", Chuckling, he insisted, "Yes, you are. Why? Another bullet fired and lodged itself into the back tire, the control of the car being taken from Y/n. Please consider turning it on! Jervis tells Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob that he and Sandy went to the same school together. Pretending to be shocked, he added, "Wait, that's not right. Looking Through Your Soul (ROTG x Reader) ON 100 years has passed since the Guardians has seen or heard from The King of Nightmares himself. And Y/n! " And Y/n! Meanwhile Sandy yearns to enter Pearls. On the other side of thisdeepdarkdangerous". The Razor's Edge: A Jack Frost Fanfiction. And now, he. SpongeBob SquarePants | Reader | Fanfiction Romance Short Stories Tv Squidward Nickelodeon. Spongebob and Squidward 6 parts Ongoing Or will he Everything was falling perfectly into place for (Y/N), the new fish in town. And now, he Just as a warning, this chapter gets incredibly messed up. ", Perking up, Bob pointed across the gaping hole. "Nevermind the car. One of them had their eyes wide open, their irises rolled in the back of their head. Sex on the Beach B - SpongeBob and Sandy on the Beach. What wi Y/N L/N is a "normal" guy with a "normal" life, but there is a secret that he keeps hidden from the public..His life is literally a videogame a this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge. By. S2 E2 - The Hollywood Mogul Con A young actor unleashes a Ponzi scheme on the film industry. ", Patrick knocked on it, trying to decipher. Human SpongeBob x Human Squidward (ded) is updated Content Guidelines Report this story You may also like HOLES (Squidward x Spongebob) Human schoolbo. Who? he heard next to him. He took the first step, met with a monstrous growl. And Y/n! " "We're not kids!" But Bob tried to bring them up. Maybe he was being overly dramatic, but it was unexpected. SpongeBob x Reader. This article is rated G, meaning it is appropriate for all ages. Squidward.. With Pretty C His crimson eyes narrowed into dangerous slits when he saw me. When? Y/n rolled her eyes. "I don't know where we are -" He collided with something in front of him. These are recommendations made by Tropers for SpongeBob SquarePants fanfics, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. It should say 'The Day That Krabs Fries'! " Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were average height among the fish. Bob held info Y/n, whimpering in panic. !The sponge man laughed, trying to fake his anxiousness.Yeah, but that happened a loooooong time ago. He stretched the word, playfully, ignoring the flush in his own yellow cheeks.Squidward didnt have time to be relieved before SpongeBob continued, in a lower voice. we married in June.. "It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. Of all the vast and varied things Squidward knew, knowing when the hate that simmered in his belly blossomed into something else, something foreign, was not one of them. Human!Squidward x SpongeBob AU fan fiction. Book 18 But in-between it all there's a lot of love and cuteness. Spongebob Fanfiction 89,337 views Dec 7, 2017 1.3K Dislike Share Save Kolhii-head 253 subscribers #swole #shrek #shrekmemes #minions #despicableme4 Show more 3.6M views 3 months ago HAVE YOU. So the story can come out half bad or ev A beautiful Spongebob x Squidward Fanfic..Thats all I have to say (''), If you are not 18 and reading this you are gkung to the no-no land . Book 18 " I'm ready! Fortunately. We're closed now." "Barnacles we're closed!" Bob looked at him to tell him to knock it off and Y/n, doing the same, shot him a glare. Bob, Patrick, and Y/n sat in front of the drop, mouths agape. -kikikittypewdscat x. Spongebob x Squidward but I try really hard And what can SpongeBob fit in all those holes? But what happens when Patrick starts thinking of SpongeBob as more than a friend? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/SpongeBobSquarePants. He took a look at the date that was up. + Bob, Patrick, and Y/n sat in front of the drop, mouths agape. NR | 08.11.2022. she yelled at them when she realized there would be no regaining control. She went to glance at Bob, but realized he was gone. The friends then play. "Mindy! Many months pass by and it becomes obvious that Squidward has no intention of finding new employment, instead becoming completely dependent on SpongeBob and turning him into a manservant of sorts. "Hazardous," Patrick added, seeing a fire down below. "Huh?" + "Are we dead?" he heard next to him. "OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK!" SpongeBobRocksMao Veteran. We're justkids.". ", "Oh, okayI AM POSITIVE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!". "Sorry. They decided against protection and were checking to see if Sandy was pregnant, they cuddled on the couch while they awaited the results of the pregnancy test. And he doesn't care how he gets his way and who's going to feel it - not Plankton, not Plankton's family, not even Squidward. 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