Santana: The truth about what? I have been heartbroken over this. Santana: Oh, sure I can. Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. This is the first time were experiencing this. But there are some smaller moments that I think are really worth remembering. Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. And Santana! Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Those arent generic Latinx details. It's the best part of my day, okay? delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. Santana: Where he will be for the next hour scrubbing the drug shame off of his friction-less body. #acting Thank you Naya. And they GET to dance with each other? I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] I think she was a holiday hoarder. out was so validating. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? She's a mother! Its layers upon layers of ridiculousness, but brilliantly so. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Thank you, Finn, especially. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. Santana: Come on, screw her. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." Santana: You're addicted to vests. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. Santana: Why would I do that? Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? I accept that about you. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. So endlessly grateful to Naya. Santana to Mr . You got a BOOB JOB. After her intense internal struggle, the softness and confidence in her face when she says she knows its right. What Naya Rivera did to transform Fleetwood Macs Songbird is nothing short of magic. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, 'You know what, I don't wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. But you know what? Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. I was 19 and just starting to allow myself to realize I was queer. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Santana: It's all a part of being a mentor. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. Sam I am. ". Santana: Up her butt. We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. We miss you. So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! We all know it was Puck. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. When listening to it and watching the scene I dont even realize that Naya has such a small part because her presence is the strongest there. Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. I loved seeing her happy. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Santana: Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. : Tamara de Lempicka Didnt Care Who Knew, Trans Texans Are Being Surveilled, This Is Everyones Issue, I Had a Weekend to Explore Queer Miami, It Was a Pastel Paradise, You Need Help: You Fat-Shamed Your Beautiful Girlfriend, The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema, How Im Navigating Play Parties as a Disabled, Immunocompromised Kinkster, To L And Back: Generation Q Podcast 309: When a Fire Starts to Burn, Pop Culture Fix: Aubrey Plazas Sexy Disaster Reporter Was Too Weird Even for SNL, No Filter: Sarah Paulsons Birthday Post for Holland Taylor Cleared My Skin, This Is -Ussy: On Mainstream Cultures Embrace of Queer Language, Pop Culture Fix: Janelle Mone, Niecy Nash-Betts Win Critics Choice Awards. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Think I could get used to here in New York. Im a star. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Those romantic saps. Maybe in junior college. Santana: And that's bad because? Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. cheese together or farted. You? Santana: Hey Tubs! He lets go of my Eggo! Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. No! How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. We're like besties for life. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . What is this, hmm? Santana: In theory. Santana: You can drill me any time. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Sam: I'm Sam. Santana: Oh, I know! Santana: Yeah, I do. The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. Im officially over it. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the [voiceover] How is this possible? 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